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Wife : Honey before we got married , you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelery. Husband : Yes...so ? Wife : How come you don't do it anymore ? Husband : Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the fish after catching it

If a BARBER makes a mistake, it's a new style If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, it's a new law. If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, it's a new invention. If a TAILOR makes a mistake, it's a new fashion. If a TEACHER makes a mistake, it's a new theory. If a STUDENT makes a mistake, it's a "MISTAKE" This iz cheating... . . . . . . wtf!

Its not important to have long list of friends on FB & Whatsapp. . . . . . . . . . But its important to have some friends, who can read your face as book and ask whats up.

Teacher : What is a verb? Student : A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher : What are you saying?. Student : It is a complete sentence. Teacher : Are you mad?. Student : It is a question. Teacher : Don't be silly. Student : It is an advice. Teacher : Stop that nonsense. Student : It is a command. Teacher : You are an idiot. Student : It is an insult!. Teacher : Get out of my class. Student : It is an order! Teacher : Oh my God! What a shame! Student : It is an exclamation. Teacher : May God have mercy on you. Student : It is a prayer sir!

A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote : . . . "Rs.10 for 1 mark" Paper was checked & Smart teacher . . . . . . . . . sent him Rs.720 back & wrote: "U got 28 marks, keep the change"

An American, an Italian, a Turk and an Indian met. American: I'm proud of our CIA. They know whatever is happening in the world, often before it happens. Italian: I'm proud of our women. They're the most beautiful and proud and not easy to be "had." Turk: I'm proud of our carpets...true works of art. No one can make carpets of such high quality. Then they all looked at the silent Indian, waiting for his response. They asked: What are you proud of? Indian: I'm proud of myself! They all asked: Why? . . . Indian: Last week I screwed an Italian woman on a Turkish carpet...And the CIA knew nothing about it..!!

Best message of the Month PLEASE READ SLOWLY: .. If you have Food in your fridge, Clothes on your body, A roof over your head and A place 2 sleep, You're richer than 75% of the entire world. ..... If you have Money in your wallet, A little change, And Can go anywhere you want You are among the top 18% of the world's wealthy people. .. If you are alive today with more health than illness, You are more blessed than the million people who will not survive this week and die. .. If you can actually 'READ' this message and understand it, You are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world who cannot see, cannot read or suffer mental retardation. .. Life is not about complaining pain and sorrows. It's about a thousand other reasons to Thank our Creator!!!