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A Man saw a little boy crying he approched him and asked:" whats the Matter..?? . . Boy:" matter is any substance that occupies space n have mass.. Awesome Jokes

Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him, Do I look fat? Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party, he calls the cops at 10 pm. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate. Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads. Kejriwal is so honest that, he always removes USB safely. Kejriwal is so honest that, when he finds the bomb, he returns it to the terrorist. Kejriwal is so honest that, he got his wife's brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony. Kejriwal is so honest that, he cooks maggie only for 2 minutes. Kejriwal is so honest that, he actually "Rolls On The Floor laughing" when he texts ROF.

The maths teacher writes a complex problem on the board and asks the students to solve it. When all the intelligent students are unable to solve it, she calls Pappu. Pappu gets up and erases the board. Teacher: What's this? Pappu: Ma'm, problem solved.

Salman's next movie is "kick" wondering if he ever decides for its sequel the name would be "self start"?

'I LOVE YOU' Is A Mathematical Function . . . Where ' I Love 'Is Constant And 'You' Is A Variable - Full form of I love you

Husbands Wish and the Aladdin's Lamp Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife: oh..luv u so much.. Did he do that?? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero...

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? . Samy: MS Excel.. . Johny: MS Word.. . Tom: MS Powerpoint.. . Papu: After thinking a lot.. . . MS Dhoni.. :)

Exams should be given on either facebook or on phone instead of sheets, . . Bcz . . . . Today's students have more typing speed than writing speed.

Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No Teacher: Then there is no God! (few minutes later) Student: Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No Student: Oho OK, So you have no brain. Awesome Jokes

Aapke life mein mithaas ho 'Cadbury' jaise Rounak ho 'Asian Paints' jaise Mehak ho 'Axe' jaise Tazgi ho 'Colgate' jaise Aur tension-free rahe 'Huggies' jaise! "Happy Holi!"

DEDICATED TO ALL ENGINEERS:- . . I could have been a doctor and saved lifes! . . I could hav been a lawyer and defended lifes! . . I could hav been a soldier and protectd lifes! . . But why to play with others lifes?? . . . . . So I choose to be an Engineer, and destroyed my own life...!!!

Why do we need Friends? Simple.. * To pick us from Railway Station at 2am. * To kick us at midnight on ur Birthday. * To make fun of our new outfits. * To get latest prints of movies. * To call at 3am just to say gudnite. * For the endless treats. * To irritate us with missed calls when we are sleeping. * Sending lot of msgs though we dont reply. * Or May be just to disclose him first that u have crush on anybody ! But We Cant Live Without These Idiots. :) Awesome Lines

Police to Kejriwal : Show me the permission for road show. Kejriwal : Please arrest me Police : No , just show us the required permission. Kejriwal : Arrest me, i will not show because I don't have. Police : Sorry but you are detained . Kejriwal to media : Heyyyyy, see Modi is a dictator ! - Kejriwal Jokes

Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !! boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?? Junior : no! Boss: I'm the boss of this office. Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to? Boss: no! Junior: thank God. (and disconnected the phone) Awesome Jokes

A Taxi Passenger Touched The Driver On The Shoulder To Ask Him a Question. The Driver Screamed, Lost Control Of The Car, Nearly Hit a Bus, Went Up On The Footpath & Stopped Few Centimeters Far From a Shop Window.

Principal: What do you want to become in future ? Student: After studying MBBS, want to Join Police force and get a good Job in good software company, and work as a lawyer and construct big buildings also conduct reserch and become actor. Principal: Hey whats your name? Student: Rajnikanth

Argument with woman is like . . reading the Software License Agreement. At the end, you ignore everything and click 'I Agree'. Really Awesome