GIRL: Hello BOY: My love how are you doing?

GIRL: Hello
BOY: My love how are you doing?
GIRL: I'm fine.
BOY: Will you be free this weekend?
Can you come to my house?
GIRL: I'm so sorry I can't make it
because I will be attending my
aunt's wedding and the next day
I'll be busy, I'm so I guess I'm
occupied.

BOY: Ooh ok, was just planning to
take you out for shopping, surprise
you with an iPhone 5, then buy you
a new dress and the Brazilian hair
you've been asking for...
GIRL: I will be coming and may even
spend the whole weekend there if
you want my love.
BOY: What about the wedding?
GIRL: which wedding, i was joking...
BOY: Really? Me too...