Teacher : The first son of Adam was named?..

Teacher : The first son of Adam was
named?..
Akpos : Adamu. Cool
Teacher : Akpos, assuming you were
at a bus stop and boko-haram
throws a bomb. What will you do ?
Akpos : i will stop assuming…..
Teacher ; what is a verb ?
Akpos ; a verb is a valve in a bicycle
tyre.

Teacher ; what are u sayin ?
Akpos ; its a complete sentence sir.
Teacher ; are u mad ?
Akpos ; its a question sir Teacher ;
dont be stupid
Akpos ; its an advice sir.
Teacher ; stop that nonsence!
Akpos; its a command sir.
Teacher ; U are an idiot
Akpos ; its an insult sir.
Teacher ; get out of my class!
Akpos; its an order sir.
Teacher ; oh goodness!,,,, what a
boy!,,,,
Akpos ; its an exclamation sir.
Teacher ; may God hav mercy on U.
Akpos ; its a prayer sir …..
the teacher fainted!!