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A drunk man arrives late at home.

A drunk man arrives late at home.
He knows his wife won't open the
door, so he decides to pretend he
bought her flowers & knocks at the
door.
Wife: Who is it ?
Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty
lady.
Wife opens the door & says: Where
are the flowers?

Drunk: Where is the pretty lady?
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