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An engineer Failed In exam ! He Said 2 His Tchr: I'll ask U a Question, If u don't answer, u'll have 2 give me 'A' Grade. Teacher : OK Engineer : Whats Legal But Not Logical, Logical But Not Legal & Neither Logical Nor Legal...? Teacher Couldn't Answer, He Gave Him 'A' Grade . . . Later the Engineer Answered: Sir, U R 63 Yrs Old & Ur Wife Is 30, Datz Legal But Not Logical. Ur Wife Has a 25 Yrs Old Boyfriend, Its Logical But Not Legal. Now U Have Given Ur Wife's Lover A Grade !!! That's Neither Logical Nor Legal

What Is Wife........... ......... ? . . Fauji : Saare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai Aur Hum Biwi Se. . . Mochi : Main Jooto Ki Marammat Karta Hu Aur Biwi Meri . . . Teacher : Main School Mein Lecture Deta Hoon Aur Ghar Mein Biwi Se Sunta Hu . . . Officer : Main Office Mein Boss Hoon Aur Ghar Mein Naukar . . . Judge : Main Court Mein Faisle Sunata Hu Aur Ghar Mein Khud Insaaf Ki Bheekh Mangta Hu

Mountain dew peene se ud jata hai fear.. Basically ur concepts r not clear.. wah..wah.. Dost ne pucha exam me "5th Ans. batao" Maine kaha "Melody khao khud jaan jao"

The most beautiful feeling in the world?? When you try 2 look at your friend and you find that your friend is already looking at you. Location :Examination Hall share, If You Agree!

Girl : whats is the price of galaxy grand? ? . . . Salesman : Rs.20,000/- . . Girl : "Awww"! . . Girl : & S4 ?? . Salesman : "Awww" + "Awww"

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks . He asks angel:"Wht r these 4?" . Angel ansr:"These r Lie Clocks, evry person has lie clock! Wnevr u lie on earth, clock moves." . D man points towards a clock n asks: Whose clock is this? . Angel says: its Mother Teresa's. It never moved, showing that she never told lie. . The man asks: Where is Indian Politician's clock . . Angel replies: That's in our office... we use it as TABLE FAN!!awesome jokes, funny jokes, funny, 

The wife left a note on the fridge: "It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mom's place !!" Husband opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold... "What the hell was she talking about???fridge is working fine!! - Husband Wife Jokes

santabanta Santa calls WHITE HOUSE.................. Santa: I want to become the next president of USA. . . .. . . . . . Obama: Are u an Idiot ? . . . . Santa: No, Why? Is it Compulsory to be an Idiot?

A professor used to speak naughty things during lecture. girls decided that next time if he starts any such thing, they"d leave the class in protest. Next day, he startd lecture smoothly then he suddenly said, "U know there's shortage of prostitutes in France?" Girls looked at each other and moved towards the door. He gave a big smile n said: "sit down, there is no international flight til tomorrow"...

Biggest Maths Mystery: . Thousands of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Crores of formulae made, But still... . . X is UNKNOWN & . . . XXX is WELLKNOWN....Awesome jokes - Funny Jokes

Write An Essay About Your MOTHER In 200 Words... . . Given Time Half An Hour... . A Boy Finished The Paper In First Minute Itself.. . He Just Wrote One Sentence, But He Got Full Marks... . . . . That One Sentence Was- "Any Combination Of 26 Alphabets Can Never Explain My MOTHER..!!!

I am an ENGINEER !!! I Can Write 70 Words Per Minute But Can't Read My Own Hand Writing…!! I Spend More Time With My Teachers Than With My Family… !! I know The Euler’s Theorem But Not My Shirt Size… !! I Have No Life and Can Prove It Mathematically… ­ - !! I Can Translate English Into Binary…But a 40 Out of 100 Is Heaven For Me…!! My Xerox Bills Are Higher Than My Mobile Bill…!! Yes….I am An Engineer….!! A Normal Human Being CANNOT Do it. Hit like if u r Proud of being an Engineer ♥

Today I was in an auto when the auto driver said: . . "I love this job. . . I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do.." . . Then I replied, . . "Aage se left le(take left)"

Dad: Whats 10 + 10? Little Johny: I dnt knw! Dad: Idiot you cnt answer such a cheap sum... Ur stupidy wil kill you! Lil Johny: If you saw a 1000 note and a 500 note.. which would youpick? Dad: 1000 of course! Lil johny: Idiot cnt you pick both! Poverty wil kill you..!

A 4th grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for living? All the typical answers came up- fireman, mechanic, engineer, businessman and so forth.. However, little Kapil was being

Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her BOY: Can I kiss you? GIRL: Not now, I'm at home. BOY: Please. GIRL: No. BOY: You were too sweet in bed today. GIRL: Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had for rounds. BOY: Let me kiss u good night. GIRL: Someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home. This goes on for ten minutes, then girl's brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says whether u kiss him or not its your decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your conversation"

Who is the luckiest lover in this world?? Guess…!!! . . . . . . . . A Guy who loved a girl madly, but could not propose her & gets the same girl as his wife in an arrange marriage....... !!

A Nano breaks down on a roadside. A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver. "I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights" They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h. The BMW driver totally forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche. Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ: "Calling all stations :: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at bout 190 km/h with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake:O =))

JAMES BOND comits sucide after Watching Rajni kath Film.. WHY.. ?? Rajni kanth had empty gun, Villain fired at him He Catches the BULLET puts It in his gun & kills the villain. .. Bond Shocks... Rajni rocks.

Mr. Bean v/s Einstein.. Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight.. Einstein says, Let's play a game.. I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.. Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..? Mr.Bean doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5.. Now, it's Mr.Bean's turn.. He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..? Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends.. After an hour he gives Mr.Bean $500.. Einstein going nuts and asks: Well,so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..? Mr.Bean reaches his pocket and gives Einstein 5$ !!! Einstein Fainted !!!

BRILLIANT santabanta C.A.T Exam question: Spell the word "COW" in 13 letters. Scientists got mad calculating it. ... Even Professors could not answer. Lecturers said that it's a wrong query, printing mistake, etc. Toppers got confused. Average students' minds went blank cursing the question setters. Below-Average students like me, committed suicide, unable to solve it. But Santa gave a cool answer. .. . .“SEE O DOUBLE YOU”

Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her BOY: Can I kiss you? GIRL: Not now, I'm at home. BOY: Please. GIRL: No. BOY: You were too sweet in bed today. GIRL: Waoh! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had for rounds. BOY: Let me kiss u good night. GIRL: Someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home. This goes on for ten minutes, then girl's brother appears at the gate and says "Dad says whether u kiss him or not its your decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone at home is listening to your conversation"