What Is Wife

What Is Wife........... ......... ?
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Fauji :
Saare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai
Aur
Hum Biwi Se.
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Mochi :
Main Jooto Ki Marammat Karta Hu
Aur Biwi Meri .
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Teacher :
Main School Mein Lecture Deta Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein Biwi Se Sunta Hu .
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Officer :
Main Office Mein Boss Hoon Aur Ghar
Mein Naukar .
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Judge :
Main Court Mein Faisle Sunata Hu
Aur Ghar Mein Khud Insaaf Ki
Bheekh Mangta Hu