A sick woman was lying on her sick bed

A sick woman was lying on her sick bed
with her husband by her side,
 she turns
to the husband and said

WIFE : Honey, I have a confession to
make...

HUSBAND : Save your strength my dear!

WIFE : [Cuts in] Nooo, I want to say it so

that when I die my spirit will be at rest.
I
have been stealing your money and

giving it to my boyfriend,
You're not the

father of our son Junior,

 I was the one

who stole your gold wrist watch and

hide it in your sister's bag so that you'll
drive her away..

Please forgive me

HUSBAND : I know all this, that's why I

poisoned you. Keep calm Let the poison

work...