Project Manager is a Person who thinks

Project Manager is a Person who thinks
nine women can deliver a baby in One
month.

Consultant is a Person who thinks it will
take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
Site Engineer is one who thinks single
woman can deliver nine babies in one
month.

Client is the one who doesn't know why
he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager is a person who
thinks he can deliver a baby even if no
man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team thinks
they don't need a man or woman;
they'll produce a child with zero
resources.

Documentation Team thinks they don't
care whether the child is delivered,
they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor is the person who is
never happy with a delivered baby.
Third party auditor is a person who
always tells that this is not the Right
baby.