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Teacher : How Old are You ? Student : Check the Register Teacher : where r u from ? Student : Check in school Info.. Teacher : Whom do u love most Mom or Dad ? Student : Ask My Heart Teacher : stupid ..where is ur Heart ? Student : Ask Ur daughter!! Teacher shocked!!!!

One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage! . . A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word, . . . . "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her_ !"

Relatives : What U Want To Become When U Grow Up ? . . . . . . . . Me : I Want To Become A Relative Who Do Not Ask This Kind Of Stupid Questions.. 

Pappu : Bar man! bring everyone drink because when am drinking,i want everyone to drink and enjoy. (Bar man obeys) Pappu : Bar man! bring everyone goat meat because when am chewing, i want everyone to chew. (bar man obeys). People began to chant and celebrate him. Pappu ! Pappu ! Pappu ! Pappu ! Pappu : Bar man! bring everyone their bill b'cos when am paying, i want everyone to pay.

Wife is busy packing her clothes. Man: And where are you going? Wife: I'm moving to my mother. Husband also starts packing. Wife: And where do you think your going? Husband: I'm also moving to my mother. Wife: And what about the kids? Husband: Well if you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother

Good News! No more Tsunamis from now on! On Japan's request, Rajnikanth has agreed to stop washing his lungi in the Indian Ocean..

old but solid . . . . Once in a soap industry in Japan .. The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e empty box. To avoid the problem in the future Engineers purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check whether soap is Packed in every cover or not in assembly line. . . Same problem occurred in India..What did they do? .. Indian Engineers simply put a fan beside d assembly line & Empty boxes were flown away!

boyfriend sitting beside her.. . . She types “BRAIN” as password . . Boyfriend fell down of his chair laughing Bcoz . . . . . Laptop replied: “TOO SMALL "..

A teacher broke the traffic signal,, . . Police officer arrested her,, . Teacher - please let me go"I am a teacher" . . . . . Police officer -"oh ho i have waited this moment the whole year" Now write 10000 times that "I WILL NEVER BREAK TRAFFIC SIGNAL AGAIN"

Dad joined Facebook. . . Kid’s Status Update: Dad on facebook wtf!! . . . . . . Dad commented.. “What is wtf ??” . . . . Kid replied: “Welcome to Facebook!

SRK: How Famous u r...?? Rajni: whole world knows me. SRK: Obama knows u..? Gv proof. Rajni & SRK go for Obama's house. Rajni: stand here at the gate, i'll take obama on balcony nd show u. SRK: ok. Rajni comes wth Obama nd show SRK 4rm balcony. Aftr sometime, Rajni came out then saw, SRK is Unconscious, Rajni asked reason when he come in Senses SRK: 1 american mendicant arrived ,.. he asked me : 'WHO IS THAT MAN WITH RAJNIKANTH ON BALCONY...?

Once An Old man was waiting 4 Train.. Boy:What's the Time? Old man: Sorry Boy: Time? Old man! Boy: Why? Old man: If i tel u the time, u will ask me my name, my job etc Then both of us will b frank.. May b u get seat beside me. U may go 2 same city.. My daughter will come 2 receive me. She is beautiful U both may fall in love Den she might insist to marry u & I'm sorry I don't want a son in- law who doesn't even have a watch...

The moment, when you really want to go to sleep, but, the girl whom you like, . . . starts texting you

A Grandfather took his highly educated grandson on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, The grandfather woke up his Grandson and said... "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?" The boy replies... "I see millions of stars." His Grandfather asks... "What does that tell you?" The boy ponders for a minute and then says... "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Satan is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" The Grandfather is silent for a moment, and then speaks: "Practically, it tells me that someone has stolen our tent"

When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your Friend-ship Not Your Proposal When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request, It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend When She Tags You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She's Lost In Your Thoughts When She Comments On Your Status It Means She's Just Being Social And Not Flirting, When She Likes Your Comment It Means She Likes Your Comment Not You...!!

Just saw a Girl's update on her wall "Don't waste food. Kids in India die of starvation." . . . . 20 mins later...... *She posted pics of applying birthday cake to her friend's face rather than eating it*

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ? DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white …. . KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white …..