A Grandfather took his highly educated
grandson on a camping trip, set up their
tent and fell asleep.
Some hours later, The grandfather
woke up his Grandson and said...
"Look up at the sky and tell me what
you see?"
The boy replies...
"I see millions of stars."
His Grandfather asks...
"What does that tell you?"
The boy ponders for a minute and then
says...
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me
that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Satan is
in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it
tell you?"
The Grandfather is silent for a moment,
and then speaks:
"Practically, it tells me that someone
has stolen our tent"
grandson on a camping trip, set up their
tent and fell asleep.
Some hours later, The grandfather
woke up his Grandson and said...
"Look up at the sky and tell me what
you see?"
The boy replies...
"I see millions of stars."
His Grandfather asks...
"What does that tell you?"
The boy ponders for a minute and then
says...
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me
that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Satan is
in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it
tell you?"
The Grandfather is silent for a moment,
and then speaks:
"Practically, it tells me that someone
has stolen our tent"