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Daughter – Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had 2 months of relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes." Father "Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and send them through Paypal. And if you are fed up with your husband... sell him on Ebay".

Husband : Can i hug you ? wife : No! Husband : i will buy you jewelry! ... wife : No! Husband : i will buy you a car! Wife : Still NO. Husband : i will take you to world trip. wife : Still NO. After listening all this, their kid woke up and said, . . . . . . "Daddy! u can kiss me, but just buy me a bicycle please"

GIRL- i cheated Boy: So wat, Do you think i love you? I was also cheating you for past 2 yrs. She shouted and said: was talking about exams.

Doctors After Operation and Students after Exam ,Both tell the Same Answer . . . . . "We Tried Our Best Can't Say Anything Right Now ! Let See What Will Happen".....!!!

ENGINEER's wife : How m i looking today? . Engineer: tan c/sin c . . wife: huh . . . Engineer: tan c/sin c = (sin c/cos c)/sin C =1/cos c =sec c... Naughty ENGINEER..!!

FACEBOOK FEVER A guy updates his status 'I m gonna sleep on terrace tonight.' . . . . . . . . . . 7O mosquittoes 'liked' his status

Teacher To Sleepy Student : Who Invented Steam Engine?? Student : 'What' Sir ? Teacher : Yes, Its Correct! JAMES WATT! M0RAL : Sleeping Improves Ur GK

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.. Universal Law Of Love: Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money. 1st Law Of Love: A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent (Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy. 2nd Law Of Love: The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance. 3rd Law Of Love: The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping.

Raamu in confusion.. WIFE :- why are you looking so tensed. Raamu :- i was watching aaj tak ...... Suddenly they said ''you are watching aaj tak '' .... I am confused how did they knew that i am watching aaj tak

Teacher :- ''what is 1+1 ?'' Children : ''8" Teacher : "correct" what is 2-5 ? Children : "14" Teacher :- "correct" Teacher :- "what is 4+6 ? Children :"20 Teacher :- "correct, Who is the president of Inida? Children : Salman Khan Teacher : Correct, Who is the president of America ? Children : Pranav Mukherjee Teacher : Correct Teacher :- Good it's gonna Remain like that until government increases my salary!