NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..
Universal Law Of Love:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be
Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend
With Some Loss Of Money.
1st Law Of Love:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To
Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love
With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With
Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent
(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes
Into Play And Break The Legs Of The
Boy.
2nd Law Of Love:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of
Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly
Proportional To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The Boy And The
Direction Of This Love Is Same To As
Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank
Balance.
3rd Law Of Love:
The Force Applied While Proposing A
Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To
The Force Applied By The Girl While
Slapping.
Universal Law Of Love:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be
Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend
With Some Loss Of Money.
1st Law Of Love:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To
Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love
With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With
Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent
(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes
Into Play And Break The Legs Of The
Boy.
2nd Law Of Love:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of
Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly
Proportional To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The Boy And The
Direction Of This Love Is Same To As
Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank
Balance.
3rd Law Of Love:
The Force Applied While Proposing A
Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To
The Force Applied By The Girl While
Slapping.