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Husband texts to wife on cell

Husband texts to wife on cell..
" Hi, what r u doing Darling? "
Wife : I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types
" Sweet Heart, how can I live without
You ? "
Wife : " U idiot ! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband : "Bloody English Language !!! "

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