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A man received message from his neighbor ... Sorry sir I am using your wife...I am using day and night ...I am using when u r not present at home....Infact I am using more than U R using..... I confess this because now I feel very much guilt... Hope U will accept my sincere apologies..... Man went home and had a big fight with his wife....... Few minutes later he received another message... Sorry Sir spelling mistake... it's not wife it's wi-fi..

2 well dressed ENGINEERS went to an expensive restaurant, ordered 2 drinks then got sandwiches from their.. own briefcases & proceeded to eat them. WAITRESS: Sorry, sirs, but you cannot eat your OWN food here! Its against the rules here. The engineer EXCHANGED sandwiches & continued their meals.. Only engineers can easily find solution... proud 2 b a engineer

Santa: My wife died yesterday I m trying to cry but tears are not coming, what to do? Banta: Imagine she is Back...

3 ways to catch a Tiger : . . . Newton's Method - Let the tiger catch you and then you catch it .. . . Einstein's Method - Chase the tiger until it gets tired and then catch it .. .. Indian Police Method - Catch a cat and beat it until it accepts it's a tiger ! .. Agree ?

Every Student Gets opportunity To Enjoy Their Student Life. . . But , Some Miss Those Beautiful Moments & Those Stupid People Are Known As . . . . . . . . . " TOPPERS "

3 drunk guys entered a taxi... The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. He told them. "We have reached". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "thank you". The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap. The driver was shocked, Thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But he asked "whats that for?". The 3rd guy replied: . . . . "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, you nearly killed us !!!

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again? Husband: No… Wife- Why not? Don't you like being married? Husband: Of course i do. Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry? Husband: Ok, ok, i'd get married again… Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…? Husband: Yes, it's a great house. Wife: Would you let her drive my car ? Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear . Wife: Would you give her my jewelry? Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own.. Wife: Would she wear my shoes..? Husband: No, her size is '5′ Wife: –silence- Husband: 'shiiit'…!!!

A fully-Nude lady gets into taxi, Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly.. lady- haven't u ever seen a naked women?? Driver: not that, I'm just wondering where have u kept the money to pay me.. MORAL: Concentrate on ur Business, no matter what happens.. Be professional..!!

Bf : Pack Ur Bag SweetHeart, I've Won Rs10 crores In a Lottery :') . Gf: Wow !!! Now London ya Switzerland??? ... Bf: Who Cares ??? U Just Pack Ur Bag & GET LOST.

Pizza....always confuses us ... it comes in a square box ... when you open it ... it's round ... when you start eating it ... it's triangle ! Life & People are also like Pizza ... Look different .. Appear different .. & .. Behave absolutely different !

I Commented On Her Facebook Status "Happy New Year" . . She Replied "Same To You" . . I Edited My Comment To "I Love You" *Blocked*

Wishing all of you a very Happy and Rocking new year. Hope your dreams and wishes come true in 2014 Jaan hai "JANUARY" Pyar hai "FEBRUARY" Mast hai "MARCH" Aasha hai "APRIL" Milan hai "MAY" Judai hai "JUNE"  Jakhm hai "JULY" Ashiqui hai "AUGUST" Sitam hai "SEPTEMBER" Ok hai "OCTOBER" Nagme hai NOVEMBER Deedar hai DECEMBER  HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014.