A wife was making a breakfast of fried
eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband came into the
kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in
some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're
cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!
Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW! We need more
butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we
going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going 2 STICK! Careful..
CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're
cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your
mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know
you always forget that. Use the salt.
USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What is wrong
with you? You think I don't know how
to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just
wanted to show you what it feels like
when I'm driving."
eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband came into the
kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in
some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're
cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!
Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW! We need more
butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we
going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going 2 STICK! Careful..
CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're
cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your
mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know
you always forget that. Use the salt.
USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What is wrong
with you? You think I don't know how
to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just
wanted to show you what it feels like
when I'm driving."