A 54 year old woman had a heart

A 54 year old woman had a heart
attack
And was taken 2 the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a
near death experience.
Seeing God she asked,
"Is my time up ?"
God said,
"No, you have another 34 years 2 live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided 2
stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift, liposuction, &
tummy tuck.
She even changed her hair color
Finally she was released from the
hospital.
While crossing the road on her way
home,
she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked,
"You said I had another 34 years 2 live.
Why didn't you save me from the
truck?"
God replied:
"I couldn't recognize you!"