A NIGHT IN THE BAR

A NIGHT IN THE BAR:
Bartender:
Who Are You? I've never seen you
before...
Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came
here for
a drink
Bartender: What kind of Job?
Man: Well. I am a Consultant.
Bartender: Whats that?

Man: Its a logical thinker.
Bartender: Logical Think, what?
Man: Let me explain it with an
Example.
Do you have a dog?
Bartender: Yes!
Man: That means you love animals
Bartender: True!
Man: That mean you love your kids
too.
Bartender: Yes True!
Man: You have Kids, that means you
are
Married.
Bartender: Very True!
Man: You love your Kids. You are still
married,
means you have a beautiful Wife.
Bartender: Amazing man! How do you
know all
these?
Man: Thats logical thinking now you
are married
to a lady, so you are not Gay!
Bartender: Impressive!
Man: Time to leave. Bye!
(About 20 mins, later the Bartender's
Boss
Comes)
Bartender: Boss, you know I met a
Consultant
today.
Boss: Consultant!! Whats that??
Bartender: A logical thinker.
Boss: Logical what??
Bartender: I'll explain it with an
Example
Boss: Okay!
Bartender: Do you have a DOG?
Boss: No!
Bartender: That means you are Gay!