A woman goes to the doctor - Awesome Jokes

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten
Black and Blue.
Doctor: "What happened?
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what
to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me senseless.
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine
for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just drink some water

and hold it in your mouth. hold it in
but don't swallow until he goes to
bed and is... asleep.
"Two weeks later the woman comes
back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant
idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk, I kept the water in my
mouth. Hold it in till he sleeps, and
he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping
your mouth shut helps".. Awesome Jokes