Mom:" Son, get up its

Mom:" Son, get up its time to go to
College..
Son:" No Maa.. I don't want to go to
college..
.
.
Mom:" Give me 2 reasons why don't
u want
to go to college..
Son:" 1. All students hate me..

2. All staff hates me..
.
.
Mom:" Ooh! That's not a reason..
Come on.
U must go to college..
Son:" Give me 2 reasons why I
should go 2
college..
.
.
Mom:" 1. U are 47 years old..
2. U are the Principal of the college - Awesome Jokes