Judge: Do you want to stay with

Judge: Do you want to stay with
your mom?
Child: No. She beats me.
Judge: Then do you want to stay
with your dad?
Child: No. He beats me too.
Judge: Do you want to stay with
your grandparents?
Child: No, they also beat me.
Judge: Ok. So do you want to stay
with your uncle?
Child: No. They beat me too
Judge: Ok. So tell me who you want
to stay with?
Child: I want to stay with Mumbai
Indians.
They dont beat anybody - Awesome Jokes