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Santa Arrested In Case Of Theft And

Santa Arrested In Case Of Theft And Judge Asking to Santa. Judge: "Why You Have Stolen Money From This Man?" Santa: "My Lord, I Have Not Stolen Money. He Just Gave It To Me" Judge: "When He Gave You Money?" Santa: "When I Showed Him Gun" _____________________________ Girl - ur name? boy- black lion G -r u joking? B - no, it means kaalu singh. and ur's girl- Soft underwear boy-r u joking? girl-no it means komal chadda. _____________________________ What would Alia Bhatt be called after she finished bathing? -> NAHALIA Bhatt After she finished eating? -> KHALIA Bhatt When she is clapping? -> TAALIA Bhatt When abusing? -> GALIAA Bhatt If her skin was dark ? -> KAALIA Bhatt When she wakes up from sleep? -> SOLIYA Bhatt