Santa Arrested In Case Of Theft And

Santa Arrested In Case Of Theft And
Judge Asking to Santa.
Judge: "Why You Have Stolen Money
From This Man?"
Santa: "My Lord, I Have Not Stolen
Money. He Just Gave It To Me"
Judge: "When He Gave You Money?"
Santa: "When I Showed Him Gun"

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Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.

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What would Alia Bhatt be called after she
finished bathing?
-> NAHALIA Bhatt

After she finished eating?
-> KHALIA Bhatt

When she is clapping?
-> TAALIA Bhatt

When abusing?
-> GALIAA Bhatt

If her skin was dark ?
-> KAALIA Bhatt

When she wakes up from sleep?
-> SOLIYA Bhatt