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A teacher was teaching her second

A teacher was teaching her second
grade class
about government, she told her
students to ask their
parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that
day, he went up to his dad and ask
his dad what the government was.
His dad thought for a while and
answered, ''Look

at it this way: I'm the president, your
mom is
Congress, your maid is the work
force, you are the people and your
baby brother is the future.''
''I still don't get it'' responded the
Little Johnny. ''Why don't you sleep
on it then? Maybe you'll
understand it better,'' said the dad.
''Okay then...good night'' said Little
Jonny went
off to bed. In the middle of the night,
Little Johnny
was awakened by his baby brother's
crying. He
went to his baby brother's crib and
found that his baby brother had
taken a crap in his diaper. So
Little Johnny went to his parent's
room to get
help. When he got to his parent's
bedroom, he
looked through the keyhole to
check if his
parents were asleep. Through the
keyhole he
saw his mom loudly snoring, but his
dad wasn't there. So he went to the
maid's room. When he
looked through the maid's room
keyhole, he saw
his dad having sAx with his maid.
Little Johnny
was surprised, but then he just
realized
something and thinks aloud,
''OH!! Now I
understand the government! The
President is screwing the work force,
Congress is fast asleep,
nobody cares about the people, and
the future is full of shit!'

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