Reason why you should never visit a

Reason why you should never visit a
5 star Hotel.
Question : "What would you like to
have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee ?"
Answer : "tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea,
Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or
green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ?
black or white ?"
Answer : "white"
Question : "Milk, Whitener, or
Condensed milk ?"
Answer : "With milk "
Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or
cow milk"
Answer : "With cow milk please.
Question : " Milk from Freeze land
cow or Afrikaner cow ?"
Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question : " Would you like it with
sweetener, sugar or honey ?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : " Beet sugar or cane
sugar ?"
Answer : "Cane sugar "
Question : " White, brown or yellow
sugar ?"
Answer : "Forget about tea just give
me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water or still
water ? "
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-
flavored ?"
Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst"
byee