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Manager asked to Santa at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Girl asked her Boyfriend GF: Why do you love me? BF: I have no reason. GF: No. Give me a reason. BF: Oh.okay... bcoz you're beautiful, caring and attractive. (Girl was satisfied, Then one day she got sick and look Terribly Thin, Pale and Weak.) GF: Do you still love me? BF: Now that you're not pretty and attractive do i have a reason to love you? (Girl Cried. The boy hold her hand 'n say...) BF: Now you Understand? "Love doesn't need reasons. I Love You and still love you no matter what Happens."

The Best “Oopss!” Moment Of COLLEGE Life… . . . . . . . . . . . When The Teacher Is Looking For Someone To Answer The Question & You Accidentally Make An Eye- Contact!!

Class teacher: “Children, we going to have a lesson on the sun tomorrow.  Everyone must attend.” One small boy: “Miss, I can’t.” Teacher: “Why is that?” The little boy:-  “I am sure my mother will not allow me to go that far without her.”

Girl's Wish For Life Partner I Don't Need Any Car I Don't Need A Bungalow I Don't Need Servants I Don't Need Branded Clothes I Don't Need Hi Class Food Either But I Just Need A "SINCERE" Life Partner Who Can Provide Me All These

DHOOM-3 Scene: . John, Hritik, Aamir on BIKE with speed of 2000km/ hr. . And suddenly, . Rajnikanth overtakes them with Bicycle And says . . . . “Save Fuel Use cycle"

She came in my life in class. I kept ignoring her... she smiled, but I kept quiet. she began to speak, but I didn`t listen. . I was not intrested at that time and when she began to leave, I knew I needed her. I started running behind her, requesting.. . . . . . . . . "MAM attendence" mam plz plzz mam.. itz already short...

FaceBook Addiction : . Dad writes on Son’s wall…. . “Son, how have you been ? Your Mom and I am fine. We miss You a lot. We wish to see you… . So please turn off your PC and Come downstairs for Dinner “.

Two teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching. Others teachers were trooping in one after the other... ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious and combatant fight teachers maneuverating themselves in the presence of their pupils. CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop this now or I'll balance your equation with acid and base. MATHS TEACHER: please please stop before I divide and subtract your names from our teachers' list. CRK TEACHER: Oh God of Nazareth, forgive them cos they do not know what they are doing. ECONOMICS TEACHER: What a human behavior, I'll draw a scale of preference to know who's at fault. MUSIC TEACHER: Stop both of you lack voices to win an argument, your phonet is voiceless, your treble, and your auto lack vocal sound. HISTORY TEACHER: oh my God of century 2013 I'll compare this fight with that of Iran and Iraq. BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a shame between these two species of Homo sapiens.The knot of your Medula Oblongata is loosing I mu...

During an argument, a HUSBAND told his WIFE, "women are just DONKEYS. All women are DONKEYS!" The next day as they were travelling along the highway,  a donkey crosses right in front of their car. The WIFE tells her HUSBAND, "Sweetheart, be careful. Your sister is crossing the road."

PIZZA always teaches us: It comes in a Square box, When you open it, it's Round, When you start eating it, it's Triangle... Life & People Are also like Pizza... Look different, Appear different & Behave absolutely different.

Help A Girl in trouble & she will Remember u . . . . . Only when she will be in trouble again

Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. Did he do that ?? Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. Awesome jOkes,

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. Consultant is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. Third party auditor is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart.. . . . . . Boy: U sud add 1 more thing.. . . . . Girl : What??88 Boy: Photoshop on your face ...

Teacher : "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" . . . . *Nobody stands up* . . . . Teacher : "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" . . . . *Little Johnny stands up* . . . . Teacher : "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid ?" . . . . Little Johnny : "No.... i just feel bad that you're standing alone...."

Today i went to market to purchase"pyaaz(onion)" . . . . . . . . I purchased a beer and came back

NEW teacher :-students tel ur name & hobies. BOYS: - I!M sami my hobby is watching bubble. I!M jhon, my hobby is watching buble.. I!M TOM my hobby is watching bubble Teacher: oh all boys, thats gud now girls,please? GIRL: hi my name is bubble.....!!

Solider: Sir We are under attack! Officer: Bring my red shirt! After The War... Soldier: Sir why did you wear red shirt? Officer: So that if I get shot my blood will mix with the color of the shirt and the soldiers will not be discouraged. ... After few days Soldier: Sir Enemies 1000 tanks are coming! Officer: Bring my Yellow pants! Funny Jokes

On wife's b'day... man ordered a cake on phone. Salesman: Wat msg to put on d cake? Man: Write"Getting older but U R getting better." Salesman: How do u want me to put it? Man: Well.. put"U R getting older"at the top and" but U R getting better"at d bottom. When d cake was unveiled all guests were aghast at d msg. It read:"You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom!" Moral:- Don't order cakes over phone - Awesome Jokes

MBA to engineer Student:" Can u kiss that pretty Girl.. .. engineer Student:" Yes Of Course!! .. MBA:" If u Can! I Will give u 1000Rs! .. engg Student:" O.K Done!! . . engineer Student gone to near that Girl & Said:" I Can Kiss u without Touching you! .. Girl:" Impossible n (laugh) . . engineer Student:" Lagi 500 Rs ki... . . Girl:" O.K Done! . . engg Student Tightly Kissed her! . . Girl Soughted:" you Cheat me! You Can not kiss me without touching me! . . engineer Student:" O.K to Roti kyu hai, Ye le 500 Rupiye . . engineer Student Received Rs 1000 from MBA & give Rs 500 to that Girl.... Dont challenge engineers,they can do anything..

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten girls and one boy. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to drop off. Otherwise they were all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the boy made a very touching speech. he said that he would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a women, girls will need to alive for their husband and kids, in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as he finished his speech, all the Girls started clapping their hands... Crazy Girls..Latest funny Jokes, Awesome jokes, Funny Jokes

Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid. "Lets practice maths. . Ok? Lets start with addition. Example: Your aunt gave you 2 oranges n 2 bananas. Whats your answer?" "Thank You Auntie!!" Awesome Jokes

An engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife: Engineer : I lost my wife (misty) ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet Inspector: What is her height Engineer: I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy Engineer: Not slim can be healthy Inspector: Colour of eyes Engineer: Never noticed Inspector: Colour of hair Engineer: Changes according to season Inspector: What was she wearing Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don't remember exactly Inspector: Was she going in a car ????????? Engineer: yes Inspector : tell me the number ,name and color of the car Engineer: black audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight- speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door …. And theN the engineer started crying….. Inspector: Don...

Brilliant Answers by student who got 0% Q- In which battle did Tipu Sultan died ? A- His last battle ! Q- How do u stop acid indigestion? A- Stop drinking acid ! Q- Where was the declaration of independence signed? A- At the bottom of the page ! Q- What's the main reason for Divorce? A- Marriage! Q- Ganga flows in which state? A- Liquid state ! Q- When was Mahatma Gandhi born? A- On his birthday ! Q- How will u distribute 8mangoes amongst 6 people? A- By preparing mango shake..

Ultimate Insult...!!! A woman & her son were riding in a taxi. All the prostitutes were standing at a bus stop. Boy: Mom, what are these women doing here? Mom: They are waiting for their husband. Taxi driver: Why don't you tell him the truth, that they are hookers & have sex with men for money. Boy: Is that true Mom? Mom: (Glaring hard at the driver) says, YES. Kid asks: Mom, what happens to the babies these women have? Mom: They become taxi drivers...!!!

A sick woman was lying on her sick bed with her husband by her side,  she turns to the husband and said WIFE : Honey, I have a confession to make... HUSBAND : Save your strength my dear! WIFE : [Cuts in] Nooo, I want to say it so that when I die my spirit will be at rest. I have been stealing your money and giving it to my boyfriend, You're not the father of our son Junior,  I was the one who stole your gold wrist watch and hide it in your sister's bag so that you'll drive her away.. Please forgive me HUSBAND : I know all this, that's why I poisoned you. Keep calm Let the poison work...

Son: Daddy, I fell in love&want to date this awesome girl Father:"That's great son. Who is she? Son:"It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter" father:"Oh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later, Son:"Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!" Father:"That's great son, Who is she?" Son:"It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter, Father:"Oh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister." This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!" The mother hugshim affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you ...

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer. Lady Next To Him- What A Co-incidence, Even I Have Ordered Kingfisher. Man- I'm Celebrating. Lady- Me too. Man- What A Coincidence. Why are you Celebrating? Lady- My Husband & I Have Tried 4 Yrs For A Baby.. Today I'm Pregnant. Man- What A Coincidence I Am A Farmer From 4 Yrs My Hens Were Infertile, Today All Laying Eggs Lady- Wow How Did That Happen? Man- I Used A Different Cock . Lady SMILED & Said WHAT A COINCIDENCE ! Awesome Jokes

Boss to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death? Employee: Certainly not! There's no proof of it, he replied. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you.

Girl : What are you doing ? Boy : killing mosquitoes Girl : how many did you kill ? Boy : total 5 ( 3 female 2 male ) Girl : how did you know that? !! Boy : 3 sitting near mirror ,, 2 near beer ..

In an interview... Interviewer : How does a scooter run....!! ??? . . . Pappu: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr rr………….!!!!!!! . . . Interviewer shouts : Stop it.....!! . . . Pappu : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp...!!!!!!

Little Johnny came home one day and told his dad he had a tough day in maths class. Dad: What happened? Little Johnny: The teacher got mad at me. Dad: What for? Little Johnny: She asked me what 2 x 3 was. I told her 6. Dad: Well, that's right. Little Johnny: I know. But then she asked me what 3 x 2 was. Dad: OMG! It's the same IDIOT! Little Johnny: I know! That's exactly what I told her!!!

Medicoz v/s Einstein: . . Einstein & a Medicoz sitting next to each other on a long flight.. Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I will ask you a question,if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.." Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..? Medicoz doesn't say a word,reaches his pocket,pulls out a $5.. Now,it's Medicoz's turn.. He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..? Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends.. After an hour he gives Medicoz $500.. Einstein going nuts and asks: Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..? Medicoz reaches his pocket and gives Einstein 5$....!!! -  Medicoz v/s Einstein, Doctor Jokes - Doctor SMS,

An old lady always gave d bus conductor Cashew nuts, Almonds to eat. Conductor: "So kind of u that you give me those nuts to eat everyday. Why don't you eat them yourself..?" Old Lady: "I don't have teeth to munch them. "Conductor: "Then why did you buy them..?" Old Lady: "I just love d chocolate around them..!

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." but there is no reply..... He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car" this time , She text back, "OMG really?" Husband replied, : "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message"

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly and then said:"A-B-C-D-E-F- G-H-I-J- K". "What does that mean?" she asked. "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot" he replied. She smiled happily and then asked, "What about I-J-K? "He replied,"I'm Just Kidding!" Hahahaha Men will be men.

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class... Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Pappu? Pappu : I would want a wife like the moon... Teacher : Wow !! what a choice...do you want her to be cool & calm like the moon? Pappu : No, no... Teacher: oh so u want her to be round and white? Pappu : No, no... Teacher: Oh, so u want her to be fair and beautiful like d moon? Pappu : No, no...I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning... only pleasure no pains!

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me.. . . . But I did not respond.. I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me again n again.. . . I shouted Plz Leave me to Study, My exam is near plz I want to Study, I want to Study My Mom Slapped me and said Stop Dreaming "Wake-up n Study..