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A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife won't open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers & knocks at the door. Wife: Who is it ? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. Wife opens the door & says: Where are the flowers?

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about government, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his dad what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look

The phone rings at FBI headquarters.] "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbour Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood." "This will be noted." Next day, the FBI comes over to

One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my wife and told her that I would be late because I

Death came To Pappu and said "my friend Pappu today is your day". Pappu said "but i am not ready" and death said, "well you are next on my list." so Pappu tried to plead with death but it Refused, "Ok why don't u take a sit while I get you something to eat before we

Teacher Fell Asleep In Class And Akpos Walked Up To Him, Akpos : "Teacher Are You Sleeping In Class?" Teacher : "No I Am Not Sleeping In Class." Akpos : "What Were You Doing Sir ?" Teacher : " I Was Talking To God." The Next Day Akpos Fell Asleep In Class And The Same

Reason why you should never visit a 5 star Hotel. Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee ?" Answer : "tea please" Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?" Answer : "Ceylon tea "